Stitch's 'Pun'derful contest!

So I decided to use one of Begins 3 pun "off the hook" tickets for something big, such as a contest

There will be prizes for the first 3 winners
1st place is 25 ectos and 3 exotics
2nd place will be 15 ectos and 2 exotic
3rd will be 10 ectos and 1 exotic!

The rules are as follows:

1. Post your in game name

2. Post 2 puns! Yes, two of them, and keep them clean please.


The contest will close on the Saturday, January 31st. So you have about a week or two to think of your best!

Have fun!!

ATTETION: Due to the amount of entries, I decided to add more ectos and exotics! Keep the puns going

ROFL Great contest Stitch! This will be fun and there will be much groaning by guildies! I love it!

I would Stitch some together, but I'll begin that later.

Abby
(not a pun but a joke)
My name is Logan Thrackey And i run away from Big Scaryy dragosns.
lol!:
PUN TIME!
When chickens are running and shake thrier feathers off it is a chicken siezure salad
I am Beary sorry but that was punny

Pun 1: At what what time do astronauts eat? Launch time.
Pun 2: A: I have a perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: Nope.
B: Does he drink alcohol?
A: Nope.
B: Does he do drugs?
A: Nope.
B: Wow you must have perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be turning 6 months this Wednesday.
Avuss (Rie)

Abby, I don't know if you are koala-fied to make bear puns. At the same time, I bearly passed the process myself.

Here is one i am submitting for Justin, Geralas (TheNippleNibbler)

decadent Western contests

Kim Jung Un(happy)

So, I am not very good with Puns or thinking on my feet..So I will just tell you guys about myself.

I have been vegetarian for many many years.. I know some of you might think that is a missed steak... But I don't mind!

You might have noticed that all my toons have strix in their names, in fact most of my toons are actual owls. I am also blonde.
I'm just a blonde owl that says "what what?"

Lastly.. I have a rather weird thing I collect...  I am a bonefied animal skull collector!




Great contest Stitch! <3

lets BEGIN this punderful contest
i was at an under the sea party and pulled a mussel
was at the dentists the other day but its ok i know the drill
when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
0oo i wondered how the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me

Many of you might be familiar with my Sylvari Necromancer "Juju Reborn". I mostly PvP with her because she is an extremely fierce competitor. Well I thought I might share some of her background for those who were wondering how she came to be such a fearless fighter...


One day Juju Reborn decided to pay a visit to the Avatar of the Pale Tree. She was seeking guidance with her Wyld Hunt. When she asked the Avatar for help, the Avatar told her to come closer... closer... ok just a little bit---- YOINK! The Avatar of the Pale Tree took her nose!



When Juju Reborn asked her why such a majestic and omnipotent being would do something so trivial as steal the nose of a mortal the Avatar replied by putting her hands on her hips and shaking her head back and forth, and in a sassy tone bellowed "Because I nose everything!"


Juju Reborn was deeply upset with the Pale Tree for pulling this stunt. She devised a plan to get back at her...


Juju Reborn visited the Pale Tree's sacred garden, walked over to the patch of sacred mushrooms, and plopped her behind right on top of them.




And from then on, the rest of the world referred to them as




Butt-On Mushrooms



After defying the Pale Tree Juju Reborn joined the Nightmare Court and has excelled greatly in the arts of Terrormancy.
She'd also like to apologize to all the PvPer's that she feared off the edge at Skyhammer... no hard feelings n_n'

OK here goes, as i don't think i am good at this.

1)What do you call a sad dog........Melancollie

2) OK, as i just completed the first part of the claw island visit in my personal story again on my mesmer, after the destruction of Lion's Arch by Scarlett, i realized that now it looks like that after an intense defense by the Lionguard and the warning beacons, the risen made it thru and (here it comes) "razed" Lion's Arch.

 



Have A Blessed Day.

You go to Hubba Subba. What kind of sub do you choose?

Nice to Meat You
Touch These Buns
In A Bit of a Pickle
Big Missed Steak
Lettuce B. Frank
Don't Go Bacon My Heart
Batman & Reuben
Beauty & the Beef
Guac N' Roll
Olive This Sub


Emily

Since it closes on the 31st, is it happening Saturday night or Sunday night?

I will read off the winners before Guild missions. So on Sunday.

If a sylvari is epileptic, does that make it a seizure salad?

RoboCop is all for bass, but stay out of treble.

Officer Murff

I really miss the old Ritualist class from Guild Wars 1.  The Engineer class in the sequel just isn't enough for me, even if it is similar... in spirit.

Some critics have said that Guild Wars 2 isn't as skill based as they would have liked, and that fights are often won before they have begun.  Of course, it is quite skill based, they just come on bars -- welcome to Build Wars 2.

The contest is now closed, please wait until tomorrow evening for the winners. Thank you for participating.

That was a GREAT contest! and so many people entered! I had so much fun reading all the different entries Thank you Stitch for the great idea!

The winners are!:

1st place: Strix
2nd place: Neil
3rd place: Kitt

Honorable mentions: Rie, Emily, Gofu

Congratulations

Gratz! I would have entered but I totally can't pun for the life of me.