The Great Screen Caption Contest #2

For those who aren't familiar with the first caption contest, here;s the rules.  From the picture you are given and any details you are told setting up the scene, give us your best screen caption.  The screen caption can be from the perspective of the characters involved including any NPCs in or "out of" the picture or from the Narrator's point of view.  These are just examples, it can be from any other way you discover to have fun with your entry .

The prize will be 12 gold and other goodies to be announced!  

The contest will close the weekend after Valentines Day on Sunday the 22nd.

Okay, here's the premise:

It's late, night has fallen on a wet and cloudy day.  Our adventurers have had a long and tiring day doing what the Heroes of Tyria do, guarding pack dolyaks, picking up apples for an over burdened farmer, and killing some spiders that were harassing a nearby mine; you know, the most glorious of tasks!!!  Soaked to the bone and utterly fatigued from their day's hard work, they wander into a modest inn, filled with scrumptious smells from the kitchen and most importantly a well stocked Pub.  Warm meals, strong ale, and wondrous tales of adventure fill the air.  Before retiring to their rooms, they settle in front of the Inn's main fire to finish their ale. Little did they know, they were never going to make it to their rooms...




In light of Valentine's Day you knew there had to be some red roses!   

 Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!! 

I didn't know laying on a rose would hurt so much.....God I hope that's a rose!

Oh wait, wait...here's another one. Going on the assumption that we're looking at Myron, Will and Strix.
Myron: "Well, we didn't make it to the room, but we still got to be reeeal good friends anyway."
Will: "Yea, but I think some of our other new friends left before the morning."
Strix: "There were others?"

"I appreciate the thought but I TOLD YOU NOT TO PISS OFF THE FTD GUY!"

anyone else realize we are lieing on thorns?

And that is how babies are made

Who said life isn't a bed of roses?

sleeping on the job again!

yes officer a big fat guy in a red suit just fell down the chimney they never seen it coming

*they all wake up*

Myron: "what happened?"
Strix: "I have no idea..."
Will: "why does my head hurt so much..."

*shadowy figure walks down the stairs*

Charr: "alright guys see you all at the next swingers party"

All three: ".................."