Lottery For The Week Ending March 27th, 2016

Hi Ankhies and Ankhettes, Klingons and Tramps, it's time for another weekly lottery! I know that many of you were hoping Lisa would be back this week, especially since she gives out much better prizes than I do, but y'all gotta deal with me again.

Lisa told me there was some special class she wanted to attend this week, something called "Advanced Techniques of Unanticipated Forward Ejection from Elevated Geological Features Resulting in Rapidly Accelerating Descent." I'm just a redneck swamp dweller so I have no clue what all those fancy words mean but Lisa was all excited by it so I just went along with the program. She did promise to show me what she learns when she gets back so it's all good.

OH! I almost forgot to highlight some of this weeks exciting holiday and special days!

Tuesday, March 22, is "National Goof-Off Day"!

Wednesday is both "National Chip and Dip Day" along with "National Puppy Day"! Y'all know how excited I get about Puppies so this is an awesome day!

Thursday is "National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day" and "National Cocktail Day"! Sounds like a good reason to have a drink...

Friday is "International Waffle Day" and also "No Homework Day"! Sounds like a good day to be one of the Guild Apprentices!

Saturday is "National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day"! There you go, a wild card! Make up your own holiday and celebrate it.

Sunday is Easter and also "Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day". I'm not sure who the hex decided to combine those days into the same one but whatever.

Anyway, thanks to the power of cut and paste, here are the rules for this week's lottery... They may sound familiar to some of y'all.

1. Reply to this post.

2. In your reply, guess a whole number between 1 and 100. Be careful not to pick one someone else has already chosen. Also, if you use imaginary numbers then I will imagine that you didn't enter the lottery. I also do not solve equations or do maths. If you use a non-whole number like Pi or the square root of 2 then I will make jokes about your inability to follow directions and laugh while I discard your entry. Anyone mentioning the word "chartreuse" is automatically disqualified *glares at Nikki*

3. Also in your post, put your in-game character or account name. I need this to send your prize if you should either be lucky enough to guess the correct number or have sent me a sufficient bribe to guarantee you winning. If you win, and I don't know who you are, then I shall keep the prize for myself and spend it on stuff like rum, beer, and nachos.

4. You may make a comment if you wish. Tell us what holiday of your own that you are declaring for Saturday and how you plan on celebrating it. Feel free to encourage Lisa in her studies, or tell us how much you like bacon, or just say hi. I'm easy, and some say cheap too.

5. Enter before 6:30 pm EDT on Sunday, March 27th 2016. I will draw and announce the winner prior to the start of Guild Missions on Sunday.

If you're lucky person who is selected as this week's winner you will received 40 gold along with some number of exotic weapons if I'm lucky enough to get any decent drops while playing this week.

So there you have it, another weekly lottery to enter. YAH! Now get to entering!

Why you gotta be so ruuude
What did chartreuse ever do to you?
Oops, I've gone and gotten my self disqualified. Whatever will I do? Good thing it's national goof-off day and you can't hold it against me...
I pick number 42, because it's the answer to the ultimate question in life and  it's also the hex number to identify chartreuse!
Coincidence, I think not!
No it's really not, but trolling Myron is so fun.
*hugs*

I'll pick 32 because Nikki makes me walk 10 paces behind her. I sure am glad I didn't say chartreuse in my entry because I am really excited to win, and If i had said chartreuse then I would have been disqualified!

Um, Dudewhatsminesay

I'll take number 90.

Icorax / Revenant

Also if it's and option i'll take number: 2427873873
chartreuse (spelled on telephone key pad)

Aden Nahst

57

I'm thinking Sat will be "national repeat day" I'll re celebrate either chips n dip, cocktail (scotch is a cocktail, right?), or goof off day pending how well the rest of the week goes.

On Saturday, I will be celebrating "Pfft, You've Taught for Over 20 Years, You Don't Need to Work On Your New Syllabus Until the Day Before Classes Start" Day. One of my favorites.

Number 63 for me, because why not?

Also, I don't think I even know how to spell chartreuse.

Main: Astridh Adisla

Hello. My name is Plum Of The Puddles and I choose the number 77. I think Saturday will be National Sleep Till Lunchtime Day!!

Wait a minute, Plum; you can't sleep in on our Fractals day!    

#88, please! Mmmm...bacon. Thanks, Myron! *hug*

Ok, I won't mention the color that is the only color named after an alcoholic beverage.
I don't need to name the holiday to eat chocolate in celebration

My number is 5

Khameo

Thanks Myron, Needa Wax reckons that most of the good names for day's off have been taken so we could try International No More Public Holiday's Day.
Oh and 24 please

I'll pick 50.

All week I have to deal with managers and their spreadsheets, trying to make me believe some data means some thing. I like having the guild lottery, and then GM's, because I've been tired of every week ending with a chart ruse.

IGN: Juju Jr.

I will pick number 60!

And I did not know I was allowed to celebrate my own made up holiday yesterday... I wish I had! I would have spent a lot more of my day sleeping in and eating as much cake as I could!!

Seraphys | diefour.1632

- #37!

Hehehe i dont do this a lot but this time im bored and i want to try this lottery.

I want to pick number 78.

Xawkes is my character well you know .

Cheers!

Ign: Morvasca (Taylor)

I'll pick No. 9

Saturday is National Tramps Day, then again everyday is... Betty chooses number 69

22? is that valid?

and the lottery is closed! winner to be announced in a minute or 3

and our winner this week is Noms... Gratz Noms!!

Grats Noms!