poem contest... With a twist

Greetings Ankhies!


Time for another poem contest... cept.. STRIX is running it! MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA

So haiku poems are kinda weird.. and BORING  ::waits for myron to throw rum at her:: So we are gonna do a different kinda poem contest!

RULES:

Your poem must include the following words: duck  blue  sword  rock
Your poem can be no longer than 10 lines.


Have fun!  

Winner gets 50 gold! (donated by Kitt! thank you Kitt!)

CONTEST ENDS: April 1st

As I stared out my window so totally bored
Along came a duck waving a sword
He blew a blue whistle and stood on a rock
And very soon he was joined by a flock
The flock flocked my house which filled me with dread
Then to my utter dismay they all laid an egg
The leader he eyed me with a smile and a sneer
The he rallied his flock with a very loud cheer
The duck on the rock started polishing his bill
And I knew at that moment I should have took the blue pill

Plum Of The Puddles

Surrounded we are, our future is bleak
Because of a duck with a little, blue beak
"The Mallard is born, with rock shall be smitten"
This passage of text was so clearly written
So foolish we were, this message ignored
"Defilers, shall be put to the sword"


Needa Wax

There once was a duck
Who for all sights and appearances did not give a ???? cluck!
He had a vest made of the color blue
Matched the lace on his other right shoe.
Everyone knew he was a legend with a sword
Though the game of hopscotch and rum was his fav when he was bored.
While ere out walking on the beach beneath a cliff he spied a lock
Never knowing it was a trap that splatted him from above with a rock!
So the moral of this story is true
never try to make me rhyme these 3 words, add a duck, and also the color blue!