The Mind Reading Contest CLOSED

Hello Ankhies, Ankhettes and any Tramps might read this.

It's time for another contest! This one shall be easy and hopefully we'll all get a few laughs from it.

Yesterday, John T decided to request an audience with Queen Jennah. It was granted and as you can see from the picture, JT appeared before the Queen with his request. But what was his request? That is what we don't know! Here's where you come in. You get to guess what Chance asked the Queen! Was it for a new puppy for Wintersday? Maybe he asked for a new bow? Here are the rules:

1. Reply to this thread and tell us what you think Chance asked the Queen for.

2. Leave your character name or account name so you can be contacted if you win.

3. Enter before 9pm EDT on Friday, October 16th.

4. Keep it clean, as in PG rated. I know some of you spend more time in the gutter than in dungeons but I want the Apprentices to be able to enter this contest too. However, you may  whisper me any guesses for fun. They just won't count for the contest.

Notice that this is a one week only contest! I don't want it to interfere with either the party, the release of HoT, or Labby. So enter quickly!

Person with the bestest answer that makes me laugh the most will win 25 gold for their effort.

Have fun and make us all laugh!

Myron

IGN: Needa Wax
I reckon Chance asked Jenna for a pet gator.

My lady, come with me and my trusty hound dog to the lush and verdant land of my home. Logain will be unableto fight his way through the shot gun wielding natives or the scaly, toothed defenders of my glorious swamp and you will finally have peace!

Khameo

Chance is asking queen jenna to give him the photo's she took of him in his MANKINI!!!!

Chance isn't asking for anything - he's just picking a giant booger from his nose and getting ready to collect the dare money that Lisa has put up if he can get away without getting put in the lockup.

Let me first say it is a FREAKING SHAME this has to stay clean! What I'd say could be said in the depths of trampland and still be considered dirty.





"I beg of you, give me back my dignity! .... And also... do you have 23c I could borrow?"

Bluelaguna.3084

It's obvious! Chance is requesting beauty tips from both Queen Jennah and Countess Anise! He wants to appear in those new Arb'oreal ads the asura and sylvari are making! Because he's worth it.

This is Chris

I assume he's asking for SB's swamp...it makes perfect sense...

-Wayne The Cool

diefour.1632

"Dear Queen Jenna, I present to you my finest myron-ated spare ribs, fresh from the gators of the swamp. I promise no s-trix. Also, there's a ghost cat right behind your couch =)"

Mi'lady, may i ask for permission to raid thy bedchambers? Since i am old and decrepit and therefore cannot raid the lands to the west.

-Betty

And the contest is closed... awesome comments folks! Some of those really cracked me up.

The winner of the contest is Cameo!

I'm going to send out consolation prizes to Betty and Plum who also had me laughing.

Thank you everyone that entered. and stay tuned for more contests!!