As many of you may know, Strix recently recruited the Stig to join our ranks. If you don't know who he/she/it is, then shame on you. Instead of typing a long paragraph, I will simply link you to the wiki page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig
In honor of his Stiginess, I will start this contest.
Beginning in series 6, the introductions of the Stig began to follow a format of, "Some say that [two bizarre characteristics]. All we know is, he's called the Stig."
So that is basically my contest, for you guys to fill in the two bizarre characteristics.
You may not use the ones that is already on the wiki. Be creative and think of bizarre ludicrous things to say about the Stig. The one that is most ludicrous/funny/outlandish will win 50g.
This contest will close on September 6th at 1730 CDT. The winner will be announce right after Lisa's Lotto.
For example...
Some say that the Stig is secretly running for the 2016 Presidential Race, and if he were to win, he would build a race track along the Mexican border instead using Clarkson's money.