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PostSubject: Some Say.. Contest CLOSED   Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:05 pm

As many of you may know, Strix recently recruited the Stig to join our ranks. If you don't know who he/she/it is, then shame on you. Instead of typing a long paragraph, I will simply link you to the wiki page.

In honor of his Stiginess, I will start this contest.

Beginning in series 6, the introductions of the Stig began to follow a format of, "Some say that [two bizarre characteristics]. All we know is, he's called the Stig."

So that is basically my contest, for you guys to fill in the two bizarre characteristics.

You may not use the ones that is already on the wiki. Be creative and think of bizarre ludicrous things to say about the Stig. The one that is most ludicrous/funny/outlandish will win 50g.

This contest will close on September 6th at 1730 CDT. The winner will be announce right after Lisa's Lotto.

For example...

Some say that the Stig is secretly running for the 2016 Presidential Race, and if he were to win, he would build a race track along the Mexican border instead using Clarkson's money.
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PostSubject: Re: Some Say.. Contest CLOSED   Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:43 pm

Some say the Stig exudes thousand island dressing from his sweat glands and burps nitrous perpetuating a non stop turbo boost theory.

Thanks for this contest Nikita Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Some Say.. Contest CLOSED   Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:37 pm

Some say that The Stig supplies his own turbocharger for the cars he drives. After eating a cabbage, bean and cheese casserole he'll sit on an "interface device" (think plug) that connects directly to the intake manifold.
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PostSubject: Re: Some Say.. Contest CLOSED   Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:14 am

Some say that he's the reason Kasmeer doesn't wear clothes and that Scarlet destroyed LA because they wouldn't build him a track. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

And by the way Betty, it was Begin that invited The Stig to join us. You must now respect him and his stinky feet!
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PostSubject: Re: Some Say.. Contest CLOSED   Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:30 am

Some say that he is made of dilithium and therefore his fastest speeds are in fact his slowest. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Plum Of The Puddles
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PostSubject: Re: Some Say.. Contest CLOSED   Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:41 am

Some say he eats nothing but bacon and chicken gibblets and as an avid Star Wars fan without a girlfriend he often cosplay's as Han Solo. But all we know is, he's called the Stig.
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