Why Strix deserves the biggest noob crown

Greetings my lovely guildies! <3

I have had my noob crown challenged! and I need your help to prove why I am the biggets noob in this game!

Rules: give an example of why I am the biggest noob. It can be something I did, or said..... Anything you want You can't hurt my feelings lol!

I am going to get a guest judge from the guild and she will be judging which she thinks best proves I am a noob/blonde/dork

I will think up some fantastic prizes to give away... just gotta go figure that out... umm... 0.o Where's the bank again?

ready.... set.... POST!

How about the #5 skill?

Love ya Strixy!

EDIT: I was told by Strixy that I had to edit this and explain or I would be disqualified. During the Guild Rush we are transformed into some sort of critter (a Quaggon, a Spider, a Chicken, etc) and have to run through the maze/puzzle to get to the end. Naturally, your skill bar is changed to reflect your new critter skills. One of the skills is always a heal skill. The #5 skill is always the one that returns you back to your normal character. Strixy ran the Rushes for a L-O-N-G time and had trouble finishing them because every time she would try to heal herself, she would reset back to the beginning. That's when we discovered that Strixy thought it was the #5 skill that healed her. ummmm, no Strixy, that's the one that resets you back....

This thread.

/contest



No, but seriously, I would say the fact that, to this day, you still cannot remember how to get to the Shadow Behemoth group event. You know, the one that pops up in a starting zone? -_______-

Wow so many events to choose from...Just kidding. hehe. Actually after those first 2 real good posts I'm not sure how to beat them. Does singing "Poop in a jar" drunk count? Probably not as a noob in game thing.

Doesn't know the UI completely.

More like the little Johnny, Don't touch that, and her Idle mind just wanders and she does it anyway.

Fug ly Waun.

well you did put Myron in charge.....

Lisa wins. Strix, I would suggest you demote me or maybe even throw me out of the guild in order to redeem yourself.

Well I have a few...

1. Strixy and I were doing the fun task of storylines. We were doing pretty good, trudging along. As we were about to finish one of the storylines Ms. Strixy THEN realized she was 3 missions behind just because she forgot to read the mail that was required to continue forward...

2. This happened yesterday. Yesterday, I got the esteemed title JP Master.. for some reason or another Our wonderful leader promptly forgot to give me any permissions with this new title so I could not even open the guild bank until I had to realize her mistake and make Myron fix it.

More stories are sure to come......

wow were do we start TOFU . weeing in a bush . running the wrong way in a dungeon. bringing will out of hibernation wen u cant do jumps the list is endless i better leave some for other folks

OMG i forgot about that one Neil! LOL

I see this one hasn't been touched on yet. Always set the guild missions of early. hehe

IDK, it feels like you guys are describing my noobness. I have toons with incomplete maps of LA, for cryin' out loud! Can I be runner-up?
~Mali

How about the way she collects those terrible 4 slot champ bags that come in all the colours of the rainbow?