The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th
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Sin The Unicorn
kitt knighthawke
Strixy
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Lisadavis
Posts : 737 Join date : 2011-12-10 Age : 55
Subject: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:51 pm
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house nary a creature was stirring except that darn mouse
where is my bow.... stop moving!
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care in the hope that jolly, old, and somewhat short St. Tixx would soon be there
gets out some earmuffs to avoid a tixx tantrum
The children are all nestled, snuggled in bed dreaming of the days ahead
who even uses nestled anymore??????
Me in my football jersey and my cat in my lap had just settled on the couch to watch the Run DMC Christmas rap
I know, hopelessly stuck in the 80's here
When out on the lawn there arose such so much noise thought it was Tom Brady and the rest of the boys
insert Jasons clever sarcastic comment here....
I looked out the window and saw such a mess I thought Myron had given the krumpus my address
*The Krumpus is an ancient European legend with only 1 person still around from those times who knows of it*
The moon shone so brightly overhead on the snow women Fell had made I swore to quit drinking as the illusion of real women began to fade
pauses to take a sip of her eggnog rum,maybe not
When what to my wandering eyes should appear an asuran rocket sled, whirling and clicking, that made me tremble with fear
it was such a deathtrap that I thought it would go through my house. Dang Asurans!
With a little old bald driver, my eyes must be playing tricks lo and behold it turned out to be our pal St. Tixx
More erratic than bats did his rocket twist and turn thought for sure his engine would surely burn
Cursing and groaning I heard him declare Nuigi Tot I thought he did swear
So up to the roof did this machine go this wondrous machine full of toys and Tixx too
And then in a twinkling I heard from atop my house the whirs and sighs of the engine stopping with Tixx's final uttering last time I hire quaggons, those louse
As I was shaking my head and turning around down the vent system came Tixx tumbling and off the wall did he rebound
He was dressed all in leather trimmed with fur from his head to his toe his clothes covered with dust and other stains that I did not want to know
A sack of items he upon his back looking like John T Chance waking up after a 30 pack
His eyes how they gleamed, the dimples upon his face so cute his cheeks were like roses and his nose like some kind of fruit
He had a handsome broad face and a little round belly that shook when he laughed, too many trips to the deli
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old Asuran I couldn't help but giggle when I saw him, I had to shake myself to get with the game plan
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head soon put my fears of him right to bed
He spoke not a word but went to straight to work filling all the contest coffers, the turning and eating my snack thinking it was a perk
*mutters* dang Asuran eating my chicken wings!
And moving his fingers casting a spell with such finesse up through the vents he did go, I guess
He sprang to his rocket, started it with a mighty roar and away he flew, sorta like Sauron when he got evicted from Mordor
I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight Merry Wintersday to all, good luck, and to all a good night
I hope you all enjoyed this little story and now it is time for the contest nothing too hard or easy and no way of telling who is best 1 first place winner and 2 second place winners there will be much gold and prizes there will be First place will get 20 gold with 10 exotic items and 2 second places? Many of you think by now I should be in an asylum the 2 second place winners will get 10 gold and 5 exotic items each don't worry, the end of this long story / rhyming is lamost within reach
Too enter is really painless just reply to this post leaving your in game char name, but I acquiesce
Good luck to you all Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you all have a ball
Strixy
Posts : 1615 Join date : 2010-06-25 Age : 44 Location : Earth... well ok.. Washington State
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:34 pm
OMG
Lisa!! that was amazing!! clever and funny and hilarious! well done!! I had to read it twice cause it was so awesome!
bravo!! bravo!!
kitt knighthawke
Posts : 141 Join date : 2012-07-10 Age : 63 Location : jackson, tenn
Subject: Kitt Knighthawke Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:08 pm
Good ol' Kitt(Katt) here
Lisa, you never cease to amaze me, when your not nailing Myron with snowballs or thumping his halo , you are coming up with stuff like this.
That was awesome, i enjoyed that immensely
Merry Christmas and Have a Blessed Day
Sin The Unicorn
Posts : 56 Join date : 2013-05-13 Age : 40 Location : Planet Derp
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:36 pm
At first I was all tldr; but then later I read it. Kinda funny, but I sorta lost what was going on half way through. Was Myron the asura, or was there an asura in a Myron suit like in Men In Black? Anyways I've been moderately good this year, cheers!~
Lisadavis
Posts : 737 Join date : 2011-12-10 Age : 55
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:34 pm
it was never Myron, but he was used as a comparison a couple of times
monkus cowpunkus
Posts : 64 Join date : 2012-10-27 Age : 63 Location : Northeast Alabama
Subject: Night before Christmas Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:57 pm
Lisa .. that was incredible. Your writing abilities are unsurpassed!!!!
Monkus Cowpunkus/Cosmic Kiwi Fruit
Malikha
Posts : 338 Join date : 2012-08-23 Age : 73 Location : Florida
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:47 am
Lisa, that was a wonderful take on a classic. Bravo!
Zephyr
Posts : 597 Join date : 2013-06-16 Age : 44 Location : San Diego
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:45 am
Great stuff, Lisa. For the record, I still use "nestled".
Jaggerrs
Jason
Posts : 462 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 32 Location : Northern VA, USA
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:45 pm
hmmm sarcastic comment.... lemme get back to you on that.
lucillee
Posts : 18 Join date : 2013-09-21 Location : California
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:57 pm
Snoo Pie
I can see Myron as a Santa figure because he gives so much to other people, but as an Asuran? ...
para
Posts : 346 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 109 Location : scotland
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:15 am
well i think lisa should get her own spot on myrons radio show like the 2 guys on the muppets saying nice stuff ..lol good work lisa
floories.9480
Posts : 10 Join date : 2013-11-12 Age : 32 Location : Virginia
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:57 am
Lol great job Lisa
~Clair Florin
kaegen12
Posts : 170 Join date : 2013-04-21 Age : 60 Location : Pennsylvania, USA
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:27 pm
Happy Holidays! Which ever one you want!
Shana_K
Posts : 84 Join date : 2013-10-06 Age : 34 Location : West Coast, USA
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:52 pm
Hello, I'm Allahandra Theosin. And I love lotteries.
=3
Puddleplum
Posts : 557 Join date : 2013-10-09 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:27 pm
What a wonderful poem, so wry but so clever! Love your work
hunny bunny boo
Posts : 102 Join date : 2012-02-29 Age : 56 Location : Mt Pleasant, TN
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:16 am
Merry Christmas Lisa!!
taskforce
Posts : 335 Join date : 2010-07-09 Age : 33 Location : Austin, Texas
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:06 pm
Very impressive poem, Lisa.
Happy Holidays to You.
begin244
Posts : 251 Join date : 2012-12-06 Age : 29
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:20 pm
Haha very clever Lisa. Loved it
Lisadavis
Posts : 737 Join date : 2011-12-10 Age : 55
Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th Sat Dec 28, 2013 6:14 pm
and the winners are....
1st place goes to Malikha 2nd place goes to Shana and the second 2nd place goes to Aerden
Congratulations to you all and thank you everyone for your kind comments. I love you all!
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Subject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th
The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th
, you are coming up with stuff like this. 
For the record, I still use "nestled".
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