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Lisadavis

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PostSubject: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:51 pm

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house
nary a creature was stirring except that darn mouse
where is my bow.... stop moving!
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
in the hope that jolly, old, and somewhat short St. Tixx would soon be there
gets out some earmuffs to avoid a tixx tantrum
The children are all nestled, snuggled in bed
dreaming of the days ahead
who even uses nestled anymore??????
Me in my football jersey and my cat in my lap
had just settled on the couch to watch the Run DMC Christmas rap
I know, hopelessly stuck in the 80's here
When out on the lawn there arose such so much noise
thought it was Tom Brady and the rest of the boys
insert Jasons clever sarcastic comment here....
I looked out the window and saw such a mess
I thought Myron had given the krumpus my address
*The Krumpus is an ancient European legend with only 1 person still around from those times who knows of it*
The moon shone so brightly overhead on the snow women Fell had made
I swore to quit drinking as the illusion of real women began to fade
pauses to take a sip of her eggnog rum,maybe not
When what to my wandering eyes should appear
an asuran rocket sled, whirling and clicking, that made me tremble with fear
it was such a deathtrap that I thought it would go through my house. Dang Asurans!
With a little old bald driver, my eyes must be playing tricks
lo and behold it turned out to be our pal St. Tixx
More erratic than bats did his rocket twist and turn
thought for sure his engine would surely burn
Cursing and groaning I heard him declare
Nuigi Tot I thought he did swear
So up to the roof did this machine go
this wondrous machine full of toys and Tixx too
And then in a twinkling I heard from atop my house
the whirs and sighs of the engine stopping with Tixx's final uttering last time I hire quaggons, those louse
As I was shaking my head and turning around
down the vent system came Tixx tumbling and off the wall did he rebound
He was dressed all in leather trimmed with fur from his head to his toe
his clothes covered with dust and other stains that I did not want to know
A sack of items he upon his back
looking like John T Chance waking up after a 30 pack
His eyes how they gleamed, the dimples upon his face so cute
his cheeks were like roses and his nose like some kind of fruit
He had a handsome broad face and a little round belly
that shook when he laughed, too many trips to the deli
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old Asuran
I couldn't help but giggle when I saw him, I had to shake myself to get with the game plan
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon put my fears of him right to bed
He spoke not a word but went to straight to work
filling all the contest coffers, the turning and eating my snack thinking it was a perk
*mutters* dang Asuran eating my chicken wings!
And moving his fingers casting a spell with such finesse
up through the vents he did go, I guess
He sprang to his rocket, started it with a mighty roar
and away he flew, sorta like Sauron when he got evicted from Mordor
I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight
Merry Wintersday to all, good luck, and to all a good night

I hope you all enjoyed this little story and now it is time for the contest
nothing too hard or easy and no way of telling who is best
1 first place winner and 2 second place winners there will be
much gold and prizes there will be
First place will get 20 gold with 10 exotic items
and 2 second places? Many of you think by now I should be in an asylum
the 2 second place winners will get 10 gold and 5 exotic items each
don't worry, the end of this long story / rhyming is lamost within reach

Too enter is really painless
just reply to this post leaving your in game char name, but I  acquiesce

Good luck to you all santa 
Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you all have a ball  bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:34 pm

OMG

Lisa!! that was amazing!! clever and funny and hilarious! well done!! I had to read it twice cause it was so awesome! Wink  lol! 


bravo!! bravo!! Wink


Very Happy
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PostSubject: Kitt Knighthawke   Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:08 pm

Good ol' Kitt(Katt) here  sunny 


Lisa, you never cease to amaze me, when your not nailing Myron with snowballs or thumping his halo  Twisted Evil , you are coming up with stuff like this. Idea   

That was awesome, i enjoyed that immensely  Very Happy 











Merry Christmas  santa  and Have a Blessed Day
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:36 pm

At first I was all tldr; but then later I read it. Kinda funny, but I sorta lost what was going on half way through. Was Myron the asura, or was there an asura in a Myron suit like in Men In Black? Anyways I've been moderately good this year, cheers!~
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:34 pm

it was never Myron, but he was used as a comparison a couple of times
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PostSubject: Night before Christmas   Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:57 pm

Lisa .. that was incredible. Your writing abilities are unsurpassed!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:47 am

Lisa, that was a wonderful take on a classic. Bravo!
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:45 am

Great stuff, Lisa. Laughing For the record, I still use "nestled".

Jaggerrs
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:45 pm

hmmm sarcastic comment.... lemme get back to you on that.
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:57 pm

Snoo Pie

I can see Myron as a Santa figure because he gives so much to other people, but as an Asuran?   Surprised ...
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:15 am

well i think lisa should get her own spot on myrons radio show like the 2 guys on the muppets saying nice stuff ..lol good work lisa
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:57 am

Lol great job Lisa Smile

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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:27 pm

Happy Holidays! Which ever one you want!
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:52 pm

Hello, I'm Allahandra Theosin. And I love lotteries.

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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:27 pm

What a wonderful poem, so wry but so clever! Love your work
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:16 am

Merry Christmas Lisa!!
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:06 pm

Very impressive poem, Lisa.

Happy Holidays to You.
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:20 pm

Haha very clever Lisa. Loved it Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The week before Christmas event ending Sat Dec 28th   Sat Dec 28, 2013 6:14 pm

and the winners are....  Surprised 

1st place goes to Malikha
2nd place goes to Shana
and the second 2nd place goes to Aerden

Congratulations to you all and thank you everyone for your kind comments. I love you all!
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