Lottery For The Week Ending March 20th, 2016

Howdy Friends and Neighbors, Ankhies and Ankettes, Klingons and Tramps, it's time for another weekly lottery! I'm filling in for Lisa again this week because she was invited to the National Ninja Conference or something like that. She said if she told me she's have to kill me and since I don't wanna die yet, I didn't press the point.

There were lots of things I could have highlighted this week... St Patrick's Day, the beginning of Spring here in the northern hemisphere, and the beginning of Autumn in the southern hemisphere. Friday the 18th is "Awkward Moments Day" (always popular with Anhkies) as well as "World Sleep Day" (one of Plum's favorite days). Saturday the 19th is "National Corndog Day" (a day that will live forever in Lala's heart and soul) as well as "Proposal Day", whatever the hex that is. Sunday brings us "National Kiss Your Fiancé Day", which makes sense since it's the day after "Proposal Day" although I'm not sure how those of us who don't have Fiancé are supposed to celebrate, along with "National Ravioli Day" and "World Day of Theater for Children and Young People" (I tossed that one in just for Pepper).

But since I was lazy and didn't want to go looking for videos for any of those things, I'm gonna let you pick your own and go find your own danged video. Actually, I really wasn't lazy, I went looking for videos but got distracted watching Hayseed Dixie videos, which I was tempted to use, but I didn't want to hear crap from you people so I didn't.

Anyway, on to the lottery info. Here's what you have to do to enter the lottery:

1. Reply to this post.

2. In your reply, guess a whole number between 1 and 100. Be careful not to pick one someone else has already chosen. Also, if you use imaginary numbers then I will imagine that you didn't enter the lottery. I also do not solve equations or do maths. If you use a non-whole number like Pi or the square root of 2 then I will make jokes about your inability to follow directions and laugh while I discard your entry.

3. Also in your post, put your in-game character or account name. I need this to send your prize if you should either be lucky enough to guess the correct number or have sent me a sufficient bribe to guarantee you winning. If you win, and I don't know who you are, then I shall keep the prize for myself and spend it on stuff like rum, beer, and nachos.

4. You may make a comment if you wish. Feel free to tell me how awesome I am, how much you like bacon, how you're celebrating one (or more) of the aforementioned holidays, or just say hi. I'm easy, and some say cheap too.

5. Enter before 6:30 pm EDT on Sunday, March 20th 2016. I will draw and announce the winner prior to the start of Guild Missions on Sunday.

That's it, that's all you have to do. And y'all thought this was gonna be hard... sheesh.

If you're lucky person who is selected as this week's winner you will received 40 gold along with some number of exotic weapons if I'm lucky enough to get any decent drops while playing this week.

Good luck everyone!!

You had me at corndog!!! <3 I will guess 42 just because my son and about five other guildies will be yelling at their screens because it is already taken! I called dibs! Yay me!!! ("Of course you can call dibs, look it up in wikipedia.")
Thanks for the lottery Myron, your a good guy no matter what Nikki yells in chat.
Lau Tsi Aihm

  That's my number and you KNOW it...
There's a world sleep day!?!? Where have I been?
I guess I will pick 57, seems random enough. Is Chartreuse a number?

I'm gonna guess...43!
Also, my account name is apparently klingon.101 so theres that (:

Needa Wax needs 69 please. Thanks Myron

OK ... I will take 2

Sam aka monkus cowpunkus(Cosmic Kiwi Fruit)

It's Cardenoms (Noms)!

I'm gonna guess 17. And remember, I have a tattoo of bacon.

How can I possibly fit a year's worth of awkward moments into one day? Still, doesn't mean I can't try

Katrin Lynn picks number 50. Thank you Myron!

18

Ezzarha

#88, please! Thanks, Myron! *hug*

I pick 72, because why not?

Being cheap and easy is awesome, Myron--don't ever change!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e-ZM-NXKOU

I'll take number 3 please.

Icorax/ Revenant

How could I not have known about World Sleep Day???? This is insane. The date should be tattooed on my pyjamas!! I should have been told at birth and it should be printed on my birth certificate as a reminder. I can't believe I missed this announcement. Perhaps I was asleep at the time.

So I pick a number that is left over after everyone else picks theirs.

Shuffles off to find some kind of permanent marker....

Plum

I think this is an awesome guild filled with awesome people!!

I choose 7


Jenni --aka...Lady Zania

Aden Nahst
1

i'll take 48

I'm gonna make up my own holiday...National Beginning of Vacation Day (three more days!)

Kitt Knighthawke


Have A Blessed Day

Ign: Morvasca

I'll pick #9.

ill have 6 please

Wing Ranged Ninja

Juju will pick number 63!

boop!

Lala picks 73... corndogs... apparently.

And the lottery is now closed... Winner will be announced in a moment

And the winner of this week's lottery is kitt... gratz!!

Gratz Kitt!!!