Lottery For the Week Ending March 15

Hi there. I'm Zeph, a.k.a. one half of the Two Charming Rogues up for auction at the Ankh party on March 20. Maybe you've been lucky enough to have witnessed a rare interjection from me in guild chat. Yeah, with so many dang characters I find myself intensely focused on the game and not so much in chat.

Anywho, as you can see I've hijacked the lottery this week. Sorry, Lisa--I know you just got back into it and all, but, well, them's the breaks. I wanted to do this a long time ago, but those 12 characters I alluded to have been very needy and kept me in the poorhouse.

So, I'm going to resurrect Strixy's story game which died a miserable, premature death, and do a mini version in this thread. Here are the rules:

1) Copy and paste the entire story from the post above you, and continue where it left off with a couple of your own lines. And remember to keep it PG-rated! *looks at Lala*
2) Pick a number between 1 and 100
3) Leave your in-game name

First prize is a shiny Celestial Dye (currently hovering around 80g on TP) and anything else I come across between now and guild missions.
Second place will get a couple of 20-slot bags.
Third place will get 10 gold.


Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

lol I love it Zeph! I'll take #58 and here we go:

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Next...

IGN is John T Chance

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

[#51 please!]

[Bluelaguna.3084]

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Number 21

IGN: Dark Hawthornez

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...


Number 25 Please!

IGN: Clair Florin

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

99

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

IGN: Princess Kai

I Pick # 13

IGN: Vharrok

I'll take #9 for luck.

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake! People are panicking and running for their lives as the ground cracks in two and what rises is..........


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Stitch will take 34

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake! People are panicking and running for their lives as the ground cracks in two and what rises is..........

OH GEEZ! IT'S A T-REX!!!

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake! People are panicking and running for their lives as the ground cracks in two and what rises is..........

Neil in a kilt, ready to recite the Braveheart speech.


Mali will take No. 23.  Great prizes, Zeph!  Thank you for doing the lottery.  

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake! People are panicking and running for their lives as the ground cracks in two and what rises is..........

OH GEEZ! IT'S A T-REX!!!...Neil in a kilt, ready to recite the Braveheart speech.

Zeph is not surprised by the fact neil is really a dinosaur... and he knows exactly how to defeat him, with.....

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number 74 plz




Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake! People are panicking and running for their lives as the ground cracks in two and what rises is..........

OH GEEZ! IT'S A T-REX!!!...Neil in a kilt, ready to recite the Braveheart speech.

Zeph is not surprised by the fact neil is really a dinosaur... and he knows exactly how to defeat him, with.....  A MINI DUKESY neil feeds the mini dukesy some haggis from his dinosaur sporran stands well back n watches dukesy in action but wait something is wrong oh no.....

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake! People are panicking and running for their lives as the ground cracks in two and what rises is..........

OH GEEZ! IT'S A T-REX!!!...Neil in a kilt, ready to recite the Braveheart speech.

Zeph is not surprised by the fact neil is really a dinosaur... and he knows exactly how to defeat him, with.....  A MINI DUKESY neil feeds the mini dukesy some haggis from his dinosaur sporran stands well back n watches dukesy in action but wait something is wrong oh no.....

Mini Dukesy was fed with a Strawberry ghost and was invisble to everyone else! Deperately looking for a solution...

Player Name: Diablozeff #3

Officer Murff, 36

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...

then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake! People are panicking and running for their lives as the ground cracks in two and what rises is..........

OH GEEZ! IT'S A T-REX!!!...Neil in a kilt, ready to recite the Braveheart speech.

Zeph is not surprised by the fact neil is really a dinosaur... and he knows exactly how to defeat him, with.....  

A MINI DUKESY neil feeds the mini dukesy some haggis from his dinosaur sporran stands well back n watches dukesy in action but wait something is wrong oh no.....

Mini Dukesy was fed with a Strawberry ghost and was invisble to everyone else! Deperately looking for a solution...

Officer Murff shows up in Arrest Mode. Apparently it's illegal for T-Rexes to wear kilts. Then...

Number 44 for Juju pl0x!

Zeph rouses from his sleep only to find himself staring up at a sign that says "The Busted Flagon". While contemplating how he ended up in the gutter outside a seedy bar in Divinity's Reach, he hears Myron call out to him.

"It's about time you woke up Zeph." Myron hands him a cup of strong coffee. "You tried to charm that pretty dark haired Norn lady, didn't you? You can't out drink a Norn!"

Zeph sips the coffee. He's about to say something, when... Wait! What's that behind Myron?

Its a a plate of Tofu!!! With another pot of coffee. Zeph conscious says to pick the tofu.

Zeph wrestles with his conscience. His heart pounding. The thought of betraying Bacon, his first true love, was overwhelming. Bacon was there for him when nobody else was, but here he was with no other option for food. He took a deep breath and...
then see Strix, eating bacon secretly with will, and decides to...

Breaks out into SONG... Everyone joins in as he sings a glorious verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake! People are panicking and running for their lives as the ground cracks in two and what rises is..........

OH GEEZ! IT'S A T-REX!!!...Neil in a kilt, ready to recite the Braveheart speech.

Zeph is not surprised by the fact neil is really a dinosaur... and he knows exactly how to defeat him, with.....  A MINI DUKESY neil feeds the mini dukesy some haggis from his dinosaur sporran stands well back n watches dukesy in action but wait something is wrong oh no.....

Mini Dukesy was fed with a Strawberry ghost and was invisble to everyone else! Deperately looking for a solution...

Officer Murff shows up in Arrest Mode. Apparently it's illegal for T-Rexes to wear kilts. Then...

JUJU TO THE RESCUEEEE!!! Juju leaps out of nowhere, shiny armor and hair gleaming in the sunlight instantly woo'ing all passersby, Juju Runs to the conspicuous plate of Tofu and throws it at the beast! But wait... did it even do anything?...

Congratulations to this week's winners!

First: Phi
Second: Neil
Third: Blue

We shall continue this story elsewhere in the forum (or at least start a new one).

ROFL This was an awesome lottery Zeph! Great idea and GREAT lines added to the story everyone!

Thank you, sir!