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PostSubject: I'll ask the question   Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:44 am

hmmm, this section of the forums has been quiet lately. Strixy is slacking on asking us questions! Ok, I'll ask one then:

What's your favorite use for baby oil?
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:26 pm

omg really myron!???
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:24 pm

well dang it Strix, you weren't asking any questions! And you know, I think about things while I'm bored at work and this thought crossed my mind that eventually led to this question... won't say anymore on that topic...
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:28 pm

Well, you see, baby oil still leaves way too much friction, so I...uh...never mind.
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:54 pm

I prefer butter.
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:40 am

Zephyr wrote:
Well, you see, baby oil still leaves way too much friction, so I...uh...never mind.

Yeah, I hear you. Sometimes, those checkers do kinda stick to the checkerboard, and don't slide around easily enough. So instead of having to pick each one up and placing it on the space it goes, use some baby oil! Then you can slide those checkers with ease! Also works great with those stubborn chess pieces as well!!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:01 am

Idea Baby oil is great for removing eye makeup.
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Sun Mar 15, 2015 6:26 pm

Baby oil is the worst of the oils, being petrolatum based, so methinks it is best used to grease gears, cogs and oil hinges. When I was a kid, and before I knew better, I used to slather it all over me and go lay on the beach so that I could deep fry myself like a potato chip (fries). In this regard it was also brilliant at attracting large amounts of sand. Fun times!

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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:34 pm

ROFL i have a mental picture of you covered in sand plum lol Wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:18 am

10 step plan to create a new Oz-lympic Sport

1. School Holiday's start.
2. Peg out a large and long plastic sheet over soft, flat, grassy area.
3. Paint a target at one end and spray liberally with baby oil.
4. Position an Ice-Cream Truck at opposite end of target, and start music and lock all the doors.
5. Wait 10 minutes.........
6. Step out from behind truck.
7. Drench the kids at the truck with remaining baby oil.
8. Whilst they're stunned and blinded, grab child.
9. Hurl the child down to the other end of the plastic sheet, trying to get as close to the target as possible. You may need a couple of mates with brooms to brush bits of grass and sticks from the path of your selected child.
........Oh, and #10......."Run like you stole something" away from the angry but slightly bemused parents and police who really, secretly applaud you brilliance.

The first one to get away, uninjured is the W-I-N-N-E-R

Congratulations...You have now just invented "Kid Kurling"

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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:51 am

ROFL Scott, this should be an Olympic sport! I like it!
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:36 am

ok I like Scott's idea best for baby oil!! lol! lol! lol! lol! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:54 pm

And this is why we don't have kids affraid affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: I'll ask the question   Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:07 pm

Lmao...
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