Posts : 1260 Join date : 2011-08-31 Age : 66 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Lottery For the Week Ending March 30th Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:17 pm
Hiya Ankhies! It's lottery time again!
Yep, I'm gonna handle the lottery this week to give Lisa a break. The poor dear is all frazzled what with the days now being longer than the nights and all this Light she's suddenly being exposed to. These Sisters really do have a delicate psyche, they just don't like to admit it.
And yes, I know I will pay dearly for using the word delicate in reference to Lisa but hey, I gotta get my shots in while she's still reeling!
I really don't have a big ol' prize pack planned for this week so it will be a work in progress as the week passes and I see what I can farm and what I can mooch from people's storage chests when they aren't looking. I'll start the prize pack out like this and add to it as I can:
1st prize: 20 gold plus whatever I can talk Driffter into donating 2nd prize: 10 gold plus whatever proceeds Betty donates from working the corner this week 3rd prize: 5 gold plus, ummm, whatever Fraud can steal from Fell's storage.
In other words, ya'll will get gold plus something, I just don't what yet. Oh wait! First place will also include a Celestial Dye. I was gonna give it to Lisa but she told me if I gave her anything shiny that glows this week she would shove it up my.... well, you know, where the sun doesn't shine.
OK, rules:
The drawing will be held at 6:45 pm on Sunday, March 30th immediately before Strix goes on her weekly rampage and makes us do those guild missions.
Pick a WHOLE number between 1 and 100, and notice I said WHOLE number because I don't get paid enough to deal with fractions and decimals and all that assorted crap.
Put the name of one of your in-game characters so I know who to send the prize pack to. If I can't figure out who the hex you are then I get to keep that prize for myself. I'm also not getting paid enough go tracking down people and submitting fingerprints to the FBI to identify you. If you win and want your prize then tell me who you are dang it!
This weeks lottery was not sponsored by that ninja emotioncon, or whatever they call themselves, group. All I know is they're probably a terrorist cell affiliated with the Sisterhood of Shadows so they're not welcome here.
I shall close this post with a song. One that will probably earn me another beating from Lisa but hey, YOLO.
Fraudulent Thoughts
Posts : 106 Join date : 2013-02-18
Subject: Re: Lottery For the Week Ending March 30th Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:47 pm
I'll take number 8...
Btw Myron, its not easy getting into fell's storage... he has a guard Bear outside his storage... He doesn't look too friendly... I'll try to bribe him with beer... yeah... beer will work I'm sure... or will it...
Jason
Posts : 462 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 32 Location : Northern VA, USA
Subject: Re: Lottery For the Week Ending March 30th Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:28 pm
Fraud, bears like bacon too. Just a helpful hint. And Myron, I'll take 198/2 (that's a whole number)
Myron
Posts : 1260 Join date : 2011-08-31 Age : 66 Location : North Carolina
Subject: Re: Lottery For the Week Ending March 30th Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:12 pm
Jason! I am NOT doing math for this! You'd better hope that Shana or Karen or one them other mathy types gets on and tells me what your number is or you're not going to be entered cupcake.
And if I was the rest of ya'll, I wouldn't do his math for him... that will be one less person in the drawing for the prizes.
Jason
Posts : 462 Join date : 2011-04-05 Age : 32 Location : Northern VA, USA
Subject: Re: Lottery For the Week Ending March 30th Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:28 pm
I'll make it easier for you. 100-1
AlasandraBorealis
Posts : 3 Join date : 2014-03-19
Subject: Re: Lottery For the Week Ending March 30th Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:30 pm
<-- Cool kid. And I choose the highest possible prime number.
Unless that turns out to be jason's number.. then I am going on strike and picking a color! Screw this number thing! 
