lottery for the week ending Mar 23'rd

welcome to another edition of this weeks lottery starring yours truly.... SPIRIT OF THE WEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The leaders, officers, and self appointed generalisimo of Eternal Clarity want to wish you a safe and happy Saint Patrick's Day       

And now to the theme of the week. Considering we have an up and coming birthday this Friday of one of our leaders (I promise not too tell them how many Myron    ) I was thinking that maybe we could say say something nice about him. I.E. that squirrel army camping on your borders must really bring up your property value or your kindness and generosity have helped me and this guild a lot. Take your pick


lets talk about prizes. After a survey of 6 people we have come up with the following (warning survey may or may not have been done with actual people or voices in my head)
1'st place will receive: 10 Dynamic assault knight power cores, 1 endless black quaggon tonic, 5 exotics, and 30 gold
2'nd place will receive: 10 Static assault knight power cores, 1 endless black quaggon tonic, 3 exotics, and 15 gold
3'rd place will receive: 10 Synergetic assault knight power cores, 1 endless black quaggon tonic, 1 exotic, and 10 gold

and just when you thought we were done with prizes along comes the bonus prize!      . We will let Myron be the judge of this winner.    Winner of this prize will receive a mini twisted watchwork moa, mini captain magnus, and 10 gold.

And now for something completely different.... the rules!    

1) Please reply to this post and leave your in game char name please (never assume I know who you are by the forum names, I still sometimes think Strix is the ghost of my first ambient snow owl kill!)
2) Say something abut Myron, remembering we are honoring him this week for his years of faithful leadership and many pther great traits as well   
3) Winner will be selected this Sunday at 6:45 pm est

We here at Eternal Clarity and Ninja Emoticon Productions want to wish you all the best pf luck!

  we at Ninja Emoticon Productions reserve the right to change our minds from week to week on various subjects and other targets of interest   

1. Unwavering Shadows

2. I was happy and grateful for Myron helping me set up my Vent info when I got into Ankh.   

ok this may take a while brb dogs need out myron nice ummmm lisa's human pincushion who else would put up with so much verbal abuse and then pick himself up and go back on his pedastal none other than our very own myron he does so much in and off the game hes like a superhero myron ftw

Jaggerrs

Myron is a kind, funny, generous, laidback, thoughtful, charming and loveable guild leader, with impeccable manners, exquisite taste in music, and boyish exuberance & good looks.

(did I forget anything, Myron?)

Begin Chaosborne.

Even though I have made it one of my life goals to pick on Myron I have to say he is one of the kindest people I have met. It has been... 3 years... maybe more now since I've had the pleasure of meeting the creepy old man I would not trade a second of the time I've spent hanging out with Myron and the rest of you Ankh's. So I might as well say this now, it has been and still is a distinct pleasure to be part of this wonderful guild

What to say about Myron, He is the leader of the Brotherhood of Light and the pure meaning of innocent. He has been a great leader to this guild, always taking care of people whether it be technical problems or If someone is having a bad day he'll be there. While he gets a lot of gruff he has a big enough heart to shrug it off and laugh, While on the subject of laughing his rendition of How much is that Doggie in the Window is fantastic.

I'm not officially entering because I feel I did too well this past week. So please don't put me in the running. I just figured if this is the time to roast Myron, I should still speak my mind.   ..What's that? Oh! Not a roast? Oh! These are compliments!?  OK, well I'll stick around anyway. Myron is one of the nicest people I've met. Even though we haven't met. He tirelessly helps out when ever anyone needs it. He's encouraging. He takes his time for DJing when he could be playing the game, and he plays a nice wide variety of music. All for our benefit. He even takes his abuse from the Sisterhood when the time calls for it. I don't think I even know everything he does for this guild, and for that I am grateful. He is a big part of why this is such a special gathering of people. He also does a spot-on impression of Dr. Phil.    ..Huh?...That's not an impression?  Well it's really good anyway.
We love you Myron!

Sincahoots

Myron sure is a swell guy.

My in game name is: St Itch

Myron is a nice person, helped with a lot of questions. Also is a great audience for puns!

Lisadavis wrote:

lets talk about prizes. After a survey of 6 people we have come up with the following (warning survey may or may not have been done with actual people or voices in my head)
1'st place will receive: 10 Dynamic assault knight power cores, 1 endless black quaggon tonic, 5 exotics, and 30 gold
2'nd place will receive: 10 Static assault knight power cores, 1 endless black quaggon tonic, 3 exotics, and 15 gold
3'rd place will receive: 10 Synergetic  assault knight power cores, 1 endless black quaggon tonic, 1 exotic, and 10 gold

Static is red, synergetic is green, dynamic is blue. For anyone wondering. Not that it matters because all three are wonderful prizes. Also, let it be known that a mini-pet pack set 3 or whatever it is called will be sent courtesy of yours truly in addition to the first place winner. 2nd and thrid, maybe I'll send you some pie or something.

1. Toon names in signature.
2. The list about Grandpa Myron is so long and deep in detail that I shall just tell you to catch godzilla, and imagine all the good things added up to the size of said god-like lizard and that's Myron for you.

Bethlen Vas says,

Myron was an NCO, 'nuff said.

One more thing. Once an NCO, always an NCO.

IGN: Kingteranas/Queen Of Macabre

Thanks for all your hard work in making this guild a success Myron Ankh forever!

Dear Myron

My Friend from Highschool gave me a Picture frame that had this poem in it and I thought it was appropriate

Friendship is a priceless gift
That can't be bought or sold,
But its value is far greater
Than a mountain made of gold.

For gold is cold and lifeless,
It cannot see nor hear,
And in your times of trouble,
It is powerless to cheer.

It has no ears to listen,
No heart to understand.
It cannot bring you comfort
Or reach out a helping hand.

So when you ask God for a gift,
Be thankful that he sends,
Not diamonds, pearls, or riches,
But the love of a real, true friend.

Vixie/Nephalim/Questy RavenStar etc

Well lets see, i don't thing there is any one! thing i can say nice about Myron cause there are so many good things.

I will how ever say that Myron's halo that he mentions from time to time does truly shine very brightly.  He has been so helpful and generous to me and not just me.

One thing he did that will always stand out in my mind is give Lisa a break from the lottery to give rest some rest and a chance to do some winning. (even though she insisted that she loved doing the lottery and didn't want a break).

Myron keep on keepin on what you are doing.  WE love ya buddy!

Kitt(Katt)   



Have A Blessed Day!

Ryu Kaizen

All Hail Myron

Down on your knees
you scoundrels and fleas
pay homage to thee Myron-ness
though not mistaken for his highness

ages may have past
he may age twice as fast
for his knowledge
as great his age

we've all done a teasin'
when not around we might miss him
especially the ladies
that swarm him like bees

for this poem just came to mind
to annoy or to be kind
whichever may fit
our great leader's misfit

I have recently joined the guild so i have yet to meet Myron but judging by all the great replies he seems to be a great guy! 

IGN: Jblek

I think Myron is scary. But he likes bacon. So its k

Siggy

Hmm something nice about Myron...

Roses are red
violets are blue
Myron is now older
but he isn't ancient, yet...

Joking aside.. Myron.. you're a wondering person. It is a great privilege to have someone as caring and kind as you in any guild. Plus without you, chat wouldn't be the same with us picking on you all the time... You know we mean well when we do it.

-Nikita

"After Myron was 500 years old, he became the father of Jason, Brad and Fell.

This is the account of Myron and his family.

Myron was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked faithfully with Strix."

So Strix said to Myron, “I am going to put an end to all carnivores, for Tyria is filled with BACON! because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and Tyria!"

Myron did everything just as Strix commanded him.

ING: Fraudulent Thoughts

I'm still newish and don't know Myron well enough to giva any kind of profound answer here. BUT! Myron was one of the first people to remember my name and made me feel welcome right from the start   

Also, when he hunts quaggan, he uses the whole animal. No waste and that's awesome! He even uses the pelts to make backpacks!

Katrin Lynn

And the winners this week are...       

Neill
Karen
Siggy

congratulations to all of you. And thank you everyone else for playing and especially thank you to all the wonderful donors

    

Lol! Fraud, everything you said about him was in past-tense. It sounded like an obituary.